A Novel by John Green
Storyline: When it comes to relationships, Colin Singleton’s type is girls named Katherine. And when it comes to girls named Katherine, Colin is always getting dumped. Nineteen times, to be exact. On a road trip miles from home, this anagram-happy, washed-up child prodigy has ten thousand dollars in his pocket, a bloodthirsty feral hog on his trail, and an overweight, Judge Judy–loving best friend riding shotgun—but no Katherines. Colin is on a mission to prove The Theorem of Underlying Katherine Predictability, which he hopes will predict the future of any relationship, avenge Dumpees everywhere, and finally win him the girl. Love, friendship, and a dead Austro-Hungarian archduke add up to surprising and heart-changing conclusions in this ingeniously layered comic novel about reinventing oneself.
Okay.. so let’s start off with the main character. He’s a weird genius-ish child that doesn’t seem to know how to actually live life. He’s whiny and annoying and he really loves anagrams and girls named Katherine – for whatever odd reason– aside from him some of the other characters in this book are tolerable at best. Who actually talks like the characters in this book? No one, that’s who. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve read all his books before and I’m pretty sure I usually like John Green I just really hated this book… it was boring as hell and to be honest I couldn’t really find a plot to the story, it seemed kinda pointless overall, leading to a pointless and undeserved ending. I didn’t like it. and I wouldn’t recommend wasting your time on it.
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